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6. We are of God: he that knowest God heareth us; he that is not of God heareth not us. Hereby know we the spirit of truth, and the spirit of error.
7. Beloved, let us love one another: for love is of God; and every one that loveth is born of God, and knowest God.
8. He that loveth not knowest not God; for God is love.
9. In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him.
10. Herein is love, not that we loved God, but that he loved us, and sent his son to be propitiation for our sins. — 1 John 4:6-10 Login
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ArticlesBrowse in : [ Articles ] Morbus SabbaticusPublished by: Editor on Tue, 07 March 2006 04:11:12 | (2243 Reads) Sunday sickness, or Morbus Sabbaticus" is a disease peculiar to certain "church members". Here are some of its symptoms: 1. It never interferes with the appetite. 2. It never lasts more than twenty-four hours at a time. 3. It is not necessary to call a doctor. 4. It proves to be a serious problem for the church. 5. It is very contagious - husbands have been known to give it to wives, wives to husbands, children to parents, parents to children, and friends to friends, and etc. The attack usually comes on suddenly every Sunday. No ill effects are felt on Saturday night, and the patient awakes as usual, feeling fine. He eats a hearty breakfast. About 9:00 A.M. the attack comes on - sometimes earlier - and it lasts until around noon. In the afternoon the patient is much improved. He is able to take a ride and read the Sunday Newspaper. On Monday morning, the patient is usually - somehow - able to make it to work as usual. This strange disease has proven to be much of an epidemic in many places, and is more dangerous than is commonly supposed. Selected from THE CHRISTIAN PATHWAY OCTOBER 1968
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